The Barack Obama Prophecies humor

by Josh Greenberger

(August 17, 2008) Legend Has It That Nostrildamous Migel, a seer Of The 1500s, "could smell the future. He Predicted the 2008 U.S. Presidential Race Between Barack Obama and John McCain.

Nostrildamous Claimed There Were Two parallel universes, one in Which Would McCain win and one in Which Obama Would Win. Although he "could not see clearly" Which universe WAS bear, he amazingly year Gave Detailed Account Of The Outcome of the Obama presidency.

What WAS Nostrildamous saw startling. In 2015, after winning a second term, Obama Will find himself "in a large room Being grilled by angry Senators ready to impeach HIM.

This Was Nostrildamous' vision:

Senator: President Obama, You Were Supposed to Be the President of change. What happened?

Barack Obama: Well, I Believe I Did Give You change ...

Senator (interrupts angrily): ... Mr. President, we're missing New York! It got nuked right out of Our Midst. That's Not The Kind of Change We Were looking for!

Obama: Senator, I've Been Saying for Years, Canadians Have Been Slipping Through Our northern borders ...

Senator: ... Canadians HAD Nothing To Do With This! Iran Was The culprit!

Obama: Is There a Basis for this allegation?

Senator: The plane WAS HighJacked by Iranian National, The Nuclear weapon WAS Carried on board by Iranian diplomats, the bomb's components Were Manufactured in Iran, Ahmadinejad Took Responsibility for The Attack, and, a day before The Attack, The highjackers Were Invited to Columbia University for a robust Debate On The ethics of dropping a nuclear bomb was Populated city if it has an Impact on the Environment & the caribou reindeer in Alaska.

Obama: You know ... An interesting point that's. You see, Ahmadinejad assured me historical nuclear program for peaceful WAS Strictly purposes.

Senator: And You Believed Him?

Obama: I Had No Reason not to. In Our last meeting he Articulated How Much he loved the caribou reindeer.

Senator: Mr. President, We Can not AFFORD more disasters.

Obama: We could've AVOIDED this one.

Senator: And how's that?

Obama: Well, I Asked When Americans to inflate tires Their ...

Senator (bangs gavel down angrily With history) ... What On Earth Does This Have to do With inflating tires?!

Obama: If you'll let me finish, Senator ... (Pauses for a moment) I Thought You Were a Democrat.

Senator: There are no more Democrats and Republicans. There's only one party now - the Damnangrycats (pronounced damn-angry-cats). What's your point, Mr. President?

Obama: Well, as I Was Saying, When I Asked Americans to inflate tires Their, They Laughed at me. Ahmadinejad wasn't laughing. He Had Their history people inflate tires. With The windfall profits from money they saved gas, They Were Able to Speed Up Their nuclear program by leaps and bounds. Had o inflated tires first weekends, weekends Would not Be in this situation today.

Senator: With all due respect, Mr. President, This Is The Most Ridiculous Thing I've Ever Heard. How Would inflating tires o Have first saved us from this situation?

Obama: Well, While We Were busy laughing, They Were busy building. While We Were Stagnating busy, busy They Were Progressing. While We Were Looking Back, Looking Forward They Were. While We Were Accepting a bleak future, They Were beaming With Optimism. While We Were ...

Senator: Okay okay, I get it.

Obama: It Seems absurd to judge a presidency is only one act.

Senator: We're not. We're Judging your presidency on Several acts. Have you forgotten about your wide open border policy is The South?

Obama: Of course not. My Strongest vote from Tijuana IS basis.

Senator: Do not you find That a Little Disturbing?

Obama: Disturbing? I.